Then Ben comes out wearing a loincloth, and he complains to us that everyone other than Courtney still has their bathing suits on under their traditional clothes. But he's grateful for Courtney. "I appreciated that in more than one way," he says. Too bad for the other women that they're not willing to bare their breasts on national television so he can pop a tiny boner over six half-naked women instead of just one. Then there is some body painting going on, with Courtney wondering why none of the other woman are making any kind of moves, while the other women continue to be shocked at Courtney's behavior. "I've got moves they've never seen," Courtney tells us, then completely disproves that by merely shaking her breasts for the umpteenth time.

Time for dinner now, at a restaurant (thank god they've left those villagers alone) and Ben must be disappointed that the women have even more clothes on now. He has a boring conversation with Lindzi about how hard it is to open up, and then they wind up making out. Meanwhile, the other women are starting to realize that Ben can talk all he wants about connections and opening up, when all he really wants is for women to go topless.

Back at the hotel, the two-on-one date card arrives. "Save the last dance for me," it says. Judging from Rachel's reaction, she seems to think that the winner gets a rose, while the loser is executed.

Back at dinner, Courtney talking to Ben and making a proposal for some alone time that "doesn't have to be skinny dipping" even! They kiss as well. Then there's Jamie, who hasn't kissed Ben yet. Is that even possible by this point in the season? I guess. She says she's just going to go for it. I always enjoy it when the women seem to think that kissing the Bachelor is some sort of Rose Ceremony inoculation.

So she decides she's going to go for it, and then she sits down and babbles a lot in his general direction, but in the background, Courtney very deliberately strips down to her bikini and splashes around in the pool. She explains to us that a lot of the women are "immature" and "not very sexual" which makes it easier for her. Ben can barely keep himself from jacking it over Courtney right there. Poor Jamie makes excuses for him, pointing out that if Brad Pitt were standing behind Ben, she probably wouldn't be able to concentrate either. Yeah, if there was a steak behind a plate of dog food, I'd probably be more interested in the steak too. In the end, Jamie's too self-conscious to jam her tongue down Ben's throat, but he's too dumb to notice.