Ben talks about how he always smiles when he's with Nicki, and he's found the spark, the "wow" with her today, and he hopes that she sleeps with him tonight, because it means they'll continue their love story.

So the helicopter drops them off again on a particularly tiny summit, and the camera spins around them as Nicki compares the mountain to their relationship, torturing the metaphor like Jack Bauer tortures a terrorist when there's just thirty seconds left on the bomb.

All that said, I don't mind Nicki, even though she seems to think that just because a cabin is made of wood it is "literally a log cabin," which is unfortunate. Anyway, that's where they're having dinner and Ben is saying sweet things like how he was wondering about her "integrating into his life" and it is a mystery why Nicki doesn't just rip his clothes off right there. In the biggest shocker of any season, she's TOTALLY WILLING to drop her life to go live with Ben. And also she wants to know how many kids he wants, like she's going to Costco and is going to pick some up for him. He says "the more the merrier" and she says she's always had her heart set on two, but then blathers on a lot about something I don't know what but I think she's trying to reassure Ben that whatever he wants she'll go with.

And then out comes the pimp card. You know how it works: Chris the Mack Daddy lets them know that if they forego their own rooms they can stay in the fancy suite, and Nicki takes two seconds before saying yes, and then they kiss and Nicki is all "let's do this" and they head off to their personal chalet with tons of candles all over the place, like nice fire hazard, and then Ben is popping champagne and Nicki is popping out of her blouse.

And now she is expressing the requisite amount of gratitude that Ben deserves for saying her dad reminded him of his dad. "I took that to heart to the infinite level," she says, whatever that's supposed to mean.

Ben kisses her, and he tells us that he's looking for someone who's independent and passionate, and also for someone who'll bathe with him and make out with him in a hot tub. I guess from Nicki's point of view, it's better to be first than to be last, right? They make out in the hot tub while she tells Ben that she's in love with him. Isn't it romantic how he never says it back to her? It's what fairytales are made of!