Pimp card arrives, Lindzi says yes, and then "Great key!" and Ben says, "Right?" and then they get to the suite and Lindzi says, "This is amazing," and Ben says "Right?" and holy god I can't wait to never hear Ben Flahssknnig say, "Right?" twenty times an episode again.
When my rage subsides, they are lying on a couch making out and I don't think Lindzi has pants on and Ben is talking again how he loves her. I'm really starting to think Lindzi's the one who's left standing at the end.
Ben showers, I presume. It's the next day or whenever, and rather than start off with Courtney, we start off with Ben, who is explaining that he's concerned about how things are between Courtney and the other women, and he's got to make sure she's not a gorgon or something. For her part, Courtney says she misses Ben but she's also concerned because there are two other women there, which isn't something we heard the other women say. She is coming off a lot nicer and more clear-headed than in the early episodes.
So they're off on a very Swiss date, Ben explains, which apparently means riding around on a train, walking around a Swiss town, eating Swiss cheese, and hiding Nazi gold, so that's sweet.
Courtney tells us she feels bad about the way she treated the other women, and she hopes Ben realizes that. And now they are having a picnic and drinking wine and playing a game called "Hey, Cow!" which consists of yelling at cows in the hopes that the cows turn their heads.
And now they are talking about Courtney's thorny relationship with the other women, and they both seem to regret it not because other people were hurt, but because it made their own time on the show more difficult. Ben doesn't want to talk about it right now because he's having a good time. Courtney cries in an interview as she explains how much she regrets it because of how much it hurt him and she doesn't know if they recover. "Now that I may lose the man I love and have a selfish reason, I regret being rotten to other people!"
So they sit down in some sort of wine room as Courtney continues to say things like, "I'm just really hoping that the damage I caused the other girls doesn't make me lose him." They start talking about Courtney vs. The World again, with Courtney blaming her general wenchness on how she fell for him early on, or some such. Ben's main concern is that he has lots of women in his life, and he doesn't want Courtney to cut them. She admits to having been "TOTALLY immature" at times, and she's sorry that "maybe" she said some things but remember it was just because she had her guard up! She feels like he has a good sense of who she is, and she cares about him, and she wants normality. If she could do it over, she'd change some things. Ben is very pleased that Courtney apologized TO HIM for her actions, and he feels like they're good and moving forward.