So after breaking the record for Most Out Of Proportion Pride Given Uselessness Of Record Broken, they head for drinks and dinner, where Lesley talks about school and does that beyond-annoying thing where she talks about being a nerd in school, because god forbid people don't apologize for studying and good marks, like GROW UP, LESLEY, and then the awkward small talk starts happening, with Lesley saying she gets nervous because he's gorgeous and sincere and all that. And then they start kissing again, but don't worry, it's not a record or anything.
Back at the house, a group-sex date card arrives, for Kacie, Robyn, Leslie H., Kristy, Catherine, Desiree, Taryn, Amanda, Lindsay, Danielle, Jackie and finally Tierra. "Who's going to win my heart?" says the card. We don't actually see it, so I assume that it actually says "Whose going to win my heart?" AshLee, all sour grapes, says she's glad she's not going on the group-sex date, because she has a feeling it involves activity, and she appears to be dead-set against any kind of activity, including the brainwave kind.
Meanwhile, Sean is grabbing the rose and holding it on his crotch and saying, "Did you notice this?" and now he's talking about how he wasn't expecting to have feelings this fast, but he does, so here's your damn rose. "I'm falling in love with this guy, and he's perfect," says Lesley, adding that the evening has been magical, "in a very good way," lest we think he means Sean led some sort of black mass. Sean is impressed that she's so smart and sexy, and of course "smart" in this case means "she told me she was a nerd in high school."
So the group date is on the beach, and there are several geniuses in the house who have determined that "win my heart" means there is going to be some sort of competition, like IT IS ALL A COMPETITION, and everyone starts throwing the football around, and the women start screeching for Sean to take his shirt off, like he has to be told twice.













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