On the date, Sean explains that he just wants to "snuggle" with Catherine, and the number of ways this person continues to be an embarrassment to the male of the species keep adding up. Which isn't to say that Catherine isn't a knockout, because she is.
Meanwhile, Daniella -- who is probably confused that the other women didn't literally die when she showed up -- decides to go interrupt Catherine's time, but appears to be thrown off at the sight of Catherine sitting on his lap, and she goes back inside and falls to pieces, crying.
Sean eventually stops making out with Catherine and seeks out Daniella, who keeps crying and talking about how emotional she is, and he talks about how sweet she is (you know, for being so NOT-AT-ALL CREEPILY obsessed with him that she breaks into tears over this stupid shit), and now they're making out.
And now he's with all of the women and explaining that one of the woman showed him a side tonight that he hadn't seen before, and then he gives the rose to Daniella, and between this and his meltdown-rewarding rose for Tierra, I think Sean deserves whatever unhappiness this show visits upon him. He's clueless. All you have to do to impress Sean is fall apart and basically not be able to handle your shit at all, and he'll give you the special boner rose.
Here's the two-on-one date, and it looks like, yet again, that the loser is just sent home and not actually executed, so I guess the producers ignored my petition YET AGAIN. Tierra is really pleased with herself for telling Sean last night that this date is a slap in her face. Well, since she didn't get sent home immediately, maybe she's got reason to be cocky. She gloats that Jackie doesn't know she's on a date with her and her husband.
So they go horseback riding for a million years, Tierra gloating to us and Jackie telling us she's going to tell Sean how not genuine Tierra is. And what that means is apparently at the airport there was a cute guy and Tierra said he was cute and flirted with him. "That is the kind of stuff I need to know," says Sean, all serious, because he needs to know if his woman plans to friendly to other males, and he rewards her with kisses.
Back to the lodge for dinner. "I hope Tierra enjoys her last meal. She should probably eat a little more of that fish because she won't be having more of it when I get that rose," Jackie tells us.













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