And then it gets straight-up HILARIOUS as AshLee alludes to Tierra saying her parents were worried about her coming on the show, since she doesn't get along with people. Tierra corrects her: "They said, 'Tierra, you have a sparkle. Don't let those girls take your sparkle away!'" HAHAHA! If I'm telling my princess daughter to not let other girls take her sparkle away WHEN SHE'S 24 YEARS OLD please just shoot me and put me out of my misery. As for her not saying good morning to the other women? Her stares and cocked eyebrow? This Bachelor Hall of Fame excuse: "I can't control my eyebrow. I cannot control my eyebrow. I can't control what's on my face 24/7. If I could walk around with a smile on 24/7, I would, but my face would get friggin' tired."

Meanwhile, Sean has decided to go fetch Tierra so Shay can help him decide if he should continue to date her or wrap her up in a rug and throw her into the Caribbean. We watch him walk up to the Buccaneer while Tierra's screaming, not that that means it was actually happening at the same time. But it's treated like some sort of cliffhanger. "I'm not perfect! Get over it!" yells Tierra, because she apparently thinks the problem is that the other women think she's perfect.

When Sean arrives (edited to look like he arrived just as the argument was ending, although I'm not sure there's any way he wouldn't have heard the shouting) he goes looking for Tierra, who is crying on her cot. "Why is this happening?" she cries. I believe Raylan Givens said it best: "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Sean says he doesn't understand why she's "acting like this" and he wants her to meet someone. She wants to know who it is, and he wants it to be a surprise, and she moans about how sensitive she is, and what a big heart she has, and she's so scared of this whole process. "My date with you has been heavy on my heart," she says, and she said she confronted AshLee because she sabotaged their connection. She says AshLee has been out to get her, and she hates being like this with him. "I'm really scared of going into tonight," she says, adding she gets emotional because she cares.