Oh, this shit going to traverse a commercial break? Jenna wonders how Monica -- having made Jenna cry? I guess? -- can now be smiling. "She is here to stir up shit and cause drama," Jenna tells Rachel. I think the alcohol is self-replicating in Jenna's system.

Then Rachel unwisely makes the two of them sit together while Jenna keeps saying, "Why don't you like me?" and Monica says, "I don't know you!" and then Jenna suggests they share a tampon some time. Monica's not doing herself any favors by now going around saying if Jenna attacks her she will "cut her face off."

Of course, Rachel is also going to hell by not telling Jenna to quit drinking and shut up. Instead, it's all, "You're better than her" bullshit. Jenna wants to know why Monica hates her out of nowhere. "Because that's what women do," says Rachel. God, shut up, Rachel. Maybe women hate you because you're vile. That's a possibility!

Now Jenna is whining that everywhere she goes -- I don't know, people don't like her? I've never met her, and I don't like her. She paints a smile on when Ben sits down, who alludes to how he thought she was crying earlier. Jenna asks how he feels, and he says he's calm. Then she starts rambling about nervousness and calm, and she somehow makes even less sense when she's drunk.

Ben makes a whole lot of bullshit excuses to us on Jenna's behalf, about how he knows what kind of pressure she's feeling. They sound like post-Jenna-elimination comments, though. And now Jenna is crying in the bathroom to the point that I'm not sure if I actively dislike her or if she's got problems that I can't comprehend that deserve some sympathy -- for the root cause, anyway, if not the result.