Yeah, yeah. We still don't know the spy is Jenny. Totally. "None of these girls know [sic] who I am," the SAM-altered voice tells us. But we do. It's Jenny. We learn later in this episode. We knew last week anyway. Jenny. Why hide it? Jenny. Don't be fooled by the rocks that she's got.
The group steps off a private plane and onto a snowy expanse called "Resort at Squaw Creek." You can either take I-80 to the Truckee exit or, y'know, charter your own jet. Hoo boy. With The Pumpkin up there in the air and the sun out right next to them, it must have looked like that scene in Star Wars, with the people on the ground being all, "I didn't know this resort was all the way on Tatooine." Awwww, Karen's so cute when she's all thinking we care, and shit. She's clearly disoriented from staring into the mock turtleneck for too long. She tells us with glee, "There's our own private tubing area! How neat is that?" On a scale of one to ten, you can't count to that height of "neat." And then we're tubing, which is basically sitting in a tire and riding down a snowy hill, like skiing but for the talentless masses looking to recapture their lost youth by riding around inside the photography of Anne Geddes. Tara notes in a confessional that Jessica B. is "overpowering" in her attempts to woo The Pumpkin, which she apparently finds crass because...well, what kind of a person would sacrifice her pride so capriciously by just throwing it all away to go on a show like this?
"Katie, could I, could I talk to you?" The Pumpkin stutters. "He pulls her aside for some alone time as the two of them nurse their drinks, which appear piping hot and full of cheer, so I'm certain there's absolutely no alcohol in them at all. Mandy Jaye (who? Exactly) tells us in a confessional that looks like it was edited by either Suzie's very first patient or her very last, "I am a little bit jealous of [Katie's] alone time because she is not supposed to be here." Over on a nearby snowy knoll, Katie wears a long white scarf of shame and a knit cap to cover her scarlet "A" (for "Actually, you should have gotten out while you can") as she accepts praise from The Pumpkin for not throwing the rose in his face. We're treated to the shot of last week in which The Pumpkin calls out the wrong name. Katie, meanwhile, tells us in a confessional that she hopes the next time she gets a rose it's because Jesse calls her name "because he knows it." It's the key to loving The Pumpkin. Keep you chin low and your standards even lower.