And now.

Meredith, will you accept this rose? I like her. Therefore, she is no longer a pick for the final four.

Jenny, will you accept this rose? Man, she cleans up real nice for the Rose Ceremony, I must say.

Kelly Jo, will you accept this rose? Whah, mee? Whah, I don't know nothing 'bout no roses or lovin' a man, but...well, suh, if you say so!

Antoinette, will you accept this rose? This pity rose because you were in the hospital? That I plucked out a condolences bouquet sent prematurely to your estate? Is that a rose you feel compelled to accept?

Mary, will you accept this rose? And keep your ass out of my face?

Brooke, will you accept this rose? You are getting sleeeeeeepier and sleeeeeeeeepier.

Karin, will you accept this rose? Wasn't she eliminated? The editors certainly seem to think she was. She'll have to vote absentee for whether she's keeping it or not.

Misty, will you accept this rose? Buh-bye, Lindsay.

Estella, will you accept this rose? What? Estella, will you accept this rose? WHAT? Estella, will you accept this rose? WHAAAT? Sorry.

Shut up, Chris.

Lee-Ann, will you accept this rose? That's not how to pronounce Kristi's name at all!

This was a weird crop, I have to say. Lindsay tells us that she was "a little crushed" by this, but that she feels better for "not having thrown herself at someone." I'm always disappointed by the grace of a classy exit. Which is why we're happy for what happens next, when she tells us, "I'm surprised Lee-Ann got a rose...he's definitely not the one for me if he likes her." Hee! Save it for the reunion special, including the face she makes after she says it.

Lanah is "upset, because [she] could see [herself] marrying Bob." Kristi Kute Cheeks disappears without so much as a peep. Back into the night. Alone. Like the Phantom of the Bob-era. Which was originally a book.