And then they have an elephant ride off into the sunset and out of our lives forever! I ... what? Oh, shit -- "After the Final Rose," of course. Goddammit. One more hour to go. "This is coolest day of my life!" is Catherine's final proclamation on the subject, sounding a little more like a teenager who just got tickets for a concert by her favorite band.
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