Jake toasts the rest of the women, saying he knows tonight's rose ceremony was really tough, and there were some disappointing "twists." In what world does someone being on The Bachelor for reasons other than actually getting married constitute a twist?
The credits coda, which typically makes the women seem a lot more charming and funny and nice than that happens before the credits, involves them laughing it up about what kind of animals they'd be in bed, with Tenley calling dibs on "giraffe."
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