After the extended Jillian highlights package (a lot of which they showed at the beginning of this stupid show anyway), Jillian herself is almost tearing up again. She says she did fall in love with Jason. Harrison says things seemed so easy and natural between the two of them (I guess he's forgotten the painful chats she and Jason had to have to talk about opening up). "All of a sudden you got the 'friend' card from Jason, and that's always tough," says Harrison, and Jillian reiterates that she wants someone who is going to be her friend too. We learn that Jillian's grandmother loved Jason too, and that when she came home non-engaged, her dad at first thought she was playing a prank on him.

We revisit the hot dog theory so Jillian can update Jason's composition to seventy percent mustard, twenty percent ketchup. "I am a big personality and maybe too much for him," says Jillian. I think she nails it. Jason has started to come across as someone who wants someone to be demure and adoring. A cheerleader (spoiler alert?). Harrison asks if she'd do it all over again, like maybe being the next bachelorette? Huge cheers from the audience. Jillian, I love you too. You're too good for this show, so don't do it! She says she'd do it again, and adds something about needing to slay a few dragons before getting to the prince.

And here comes Jason himself. Did you know you fell in love with him? I didn't, but Harrison says we all did, and we all know Harrison would never exaggerate.

Harrison asks how it is to walk out and see "this crew" sitting here, and Jason says he built a relationship with everybody, but he was honest and it didn't work out with those "amazing" women over there. Harrison asks Jillian if she wants to ask Jason why he sent her home. She says she understood the "best friend" thing but thinks what he said about not being able to keep up with her was bullshit. He calls her the "ultimate best friend" again, and suggests she's like that for a lot of people in her life. She asks him about how he kissed Melissa and said he hadn't been kissed like that in a long time -- despite going out with her the night before. He stammers out a little bit about being honest, and she lets him off the mat by saying she's just messing with him.