Bachelor
Bachelor

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The Women Tell All (Season 11)

Chris asks Bettina how she salvaged things with Brad after the "rough patch" of the hometown date. She's surprised she got a rose at all after that, watching it now, and when Chris follows up, she says she knows Brad felt judged, but she actually felt "turned off by Brad," because he was "kind of attacking" her family. I think what he was "kind of attacking" was their rude behavior towards him, and you for not sticking up for him. Rightly, on both counts. Bettina defends her family's right to "have an opinion on" him, especially given the short time-frame of the romance et cetera, but again, the issue is not that they had an opinion, negative or otherwise. It's that they made him uncomfortable, deliberately, and then you made it out like they had a right to be assholes to him when he's a guest. Chris: "So Brad got a little defensive, then." Bettina smirks, "Little bit, yeah," like Brad's the one who made an ass of himself. Weak sauce, Bell. PiP Brad, meanwhile, is sort of nodding to himself like this is about what he expected to hear.

Audience participation time. Jen asks Hillary about watching Bettina's hometown date, and if that upset her, and Hillary says her family is welcoming, so Brad wouldn't have had to suffer like that at her house. Another woman asks Bettina if it was uncomfortable "being intimate" with Brad on the overnight date, given that he had two other overnight dates going on. The rest of the audience titters at the elephant lumbering across the stage; Bettina pauses and looks at Chris, who says, "Don't look at me, I wasn't there." Hee. Bettina then non-answers that she and Brad "didn't even kiss until…then, so, yeah." Read: "As if I would fuck anyone my father didn't hand-select from Who's Who Of Academe."

This is really boring, you guys.

Commercials, then it's Sheena's turn in the hot seat. Aw, Sheena. I kind of miss her. Sheena meets Brad. Sheena wants her chance. Sheena knows Chad isn't Brad. Sheena gets a dress and sparkly earrings; the editors spare us another viewing of Sheena falling down the stairs. Sheena doesn't get a rose, and cries. PiP Sheena bites her lip. Nobody claps after the footage ends, because Sheena is cute and not hateful.

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