We don't just open with "previously on" scenes, but "coming up tonight!" scenes which I think was last used on The A-Team.

At the mansion, Chris tells the women there will be one group date and two one-on-ones, and the women going on the one-on-one dates need to have their bags packed, because if they don't earn a rose, they're going home. In a talking head, Shayne can't even imagine the possibility that she wouldn't get a rose. "I would die!" she says.

Holly's going to a private premiere of Made of Honour with Patrick Dempsey, and here's hoping he one day gets back to the career high that was Can't Buy Me Love. Holly and Matt take a limo to the red carpet premiere at Grauman's Chinese Theatre (formerly known as Mann's Chinese Theater. You know the one. It's the famous one. If you're saying to yourself, "Is that the theatre where..." the answer is yes). There are a ton of "paparazzi" there, and I'm sure none of them is being paid by ABC or anything. I mean, it's not an actual premiere with the stars of the movie or anything. Holly and Matt are literally the only ones going to the movie, but the paparazzi phalanx is Britney-just-went-into-a-hair-salon size. Holly says she and Matt felt like a celebrity couple, which I guess means they're going to be divorced any day now. They even get interviewed on the red carpet by a couple of "journalists." Holly's asked what it was about Matt that she fell for. Contractual obligation? Holly says something about how charming it is. I mean, he is. Now they're putting their hands in CEMENT for crying out loud, and I have to go lie down.

Wow, this is exciting! Clips of a movie! Thumbs up from Matt! Holly cries during the movie. "But he comforted me, and I loved that," she says. Looks to me like he made fun of her. Anyway, we go to commercial, but it's hard to tell, because in an UNBELIEVEABLE coincidence, it's a commercial for Made of Honour.

Later on, Matt and Holly, still praising the movie, head over to the penthouse suite of a nearby hotel. It's got a fantastic rooftop terrace, where they go look at the theatre, and it appears photos are now being taken of actual celebrities.

Matt asks her about writing children's books, and Holly fascinatingly talks about babysitting kids and getting attached them and then writing a book called I Miss You or some such.

The next date box arrives at the mansion, and the women accidentally yell "Tyra mail!" It's the group date -- they're playing football, British style. Everyone's going except Shayne, and dingbat that she is, is the last to figure out that she's getting the other one-on-one date.

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