So then he babbles about how he wants to take care of her. "That's what I bring to a marriage," he says, and how he wants someone to make his dreams theirs, and their dreams his (and the last part kind of sounded like an afterthought). She says something about how she's never seen this side of him. "I've never met a guy who can say even half of what you said," she says. Or perhaps all the guys she's met have not been cheesy smarm weasels.

And now they are drinking wine and sitting in a hammock while she gets up the nerve to tell him she loves him. "When I look in Jake's eyes, I get lost," she tells us. And then he is telling her that when she stepped out of the limo, he thought she was just amazing. But didn't he say his first impression of her was completely wrong?

And then he busts out the oh-so-romantic I Want To Bone You Now card, wherein Chris "Pimp" Harrison says they can forego their individual rooms for the fantasy suite together. "What do you think?" says Jake, and Gia wastes no time saying yes.

And eventually we follow the trail of shedded clothes into the bathroom, with the candles and the rose petals all around the tub. For what it's worth, Gia seems to still have her top on. "Gia has grabbed hold of my heart so hard. My life is flashing before my eyes," he says. Isn't that something that happens to people about to die? He says Gia is someone he could definitely propose to. Aw, there's nothing more romantic than qualifications around declarations of potential romantic interest.

Rodney Bay now, the next day (or whenever). Jake's really excited to see Tenley. "We just connect on so many levels," he says. Wait for it... there it is, the "values" word that he always uses with Tenley. Tenley says she's really excited to have the whole day with Jake. Which I'd like to point out really wouldn't be an issue for any guy she dates who DOESN'T have two other girlfriends, but whatever. So now they're flying in a helicopter, and Jake says he's so excited to "show" Tenley the whole island, like it's his island or something. Tenley says she was just speechless, which unfortunately turns out not to be true. They touch down in some sugar plantation for some lunch, and to spend time together and just talk.