Bachelor
Bachelor

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Is That a Pink Sperm Whale Between Your Legs, Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Aaron and Brooke sleep in the limo on the trip back to the Malibu Dream House. She rests her head on his man-boobs. Aww. He sees her up to the door and they kiss goodnight. The women descend on Brooke nearly immediately. Brooke's still groggy from sleeping. Brunette Heather is all over her, wanting to know the details. Did they kiss? Of course. How many times? She can't remember. Was there tongue? God, shut up. Brooke heads upstairs. Brunette Heather wanders over to her and tugs at the waistband of Brooke's jeans and shouts, "She doesn't have panties on!" I can't believe Heather did that. Please tell me that women don't go around doing that. I'm sure there are a number on nonsexual reasons why Brooke isn't wearing panties, but she doesn't seem to have one handy. Heather asks if she left them in the limo. Brooke tries to explain that they're in her bag or something, but Heather steamrolls over her to exclaim that Aaron took them. Ew. I hope Heather's joking, because ew. And also, Heather still wants to marry a guy that she thinks steals used ladies underwear? Ew.

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