Back inside, Helene and Aaron splay photogenically across a sofa and cuddle. Helene admits to Aaron that she's not sure she could ever find somebody as perfect for her as Aaron is. Aaron says that's a pretty bold statement. And of course, it begs for a similar response from Aaron that he's not going to give, so instead, he leans over and kisses her. Helene tells us that she really has fallen for Aaron, and that if he were to choose her to propose to, she would have no reservations of accepting. Aaron and Helene cuddle on the couch and pretend to fall asleep, so the cameramen will leave and they can finally have sex.
Commercials. Next up is Gwen, whom Aaron is meeting in San Francisco. Man, they didn't even bother to leave California for her "exotic" date. There's a trolley, of course. See 'N Say Aaron says that he hopes Gwen says or does something on this date that will make his decision easier by sweeping him off his feet or whatever. This is one of two reasons why I wasn't surprised when he dumped her. He's essentially admitting to us that despite his constant vague praises, he doesn't see Gwen in the same light he does Helene or Brooke. Aaron meets Gwen in some tower that I'm sure is a local landmark, but since it's not a trolley or the Golden Gate Bridge, I haven't a clue what it is. Are there other parts to San Francisco? Gwen and Aaron hug. Gwen tells us that she was excited and nervous to see Aaron again. Aaron says he's looking forward to the date.
Cut to Gwen and Aaron having a picnic. Another one? Man, these people have no imagination. They need to take a page from Blind Date and send them off to glassblowing classes or something. Gwen asks Aaron if he thinks he'll find what he's looking for from "this process." She actually calls it a "process," like she's part of some middle-management audit. Aaron blandly responds in the affirmative, telling her that "[he's] not disappointed" in the way things have turned out. No kidding. He's gotten more tail than an eel farmer. There's silence. Aaron asks Gwen what she's thinking. Gwen's all, "How can you tell I was thinking something?" Aaron tells us that Gwen's been skirting around something she's been wanting to tell him. Some big, huge secret. Hey, it worked for Brooke. Maybe she'll finally get some attention. She still doesn't tell him. She's going to wait until dinner. Aaron leans over and awkwardly kisses Gwen.









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