Biggest Loser

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Then there's Ed. He lost 270 pounds of delusional bitch when he left the ranch. Ed started at 335 and now weighs 277, for a loss of 58. He is happy to the bottom of his lustrous nipples. Amy P. is next, and reminds us that she was eliminated because people didn't like her husband, Phil. We get to see one of Heba's many shit fits and are reminded that Amy was done wrong. She would like to see the Heba-Brady-Vicky virus be unhappy, because she's tired of them running the game. Amy started at 229 and is down to 182 for a loss of 47. Dayum! Phil pumps his fist and the former Blues roll their eyes. Phil weighs in next. He started at 331 and is down to 263, for a loss of 68. He feels great and says how great it is that he and Amy are doing it together. He adds that it's for the rest of their lives, and the Blue Team all totally roll their eyes again. They seriously must be stopped.

As it stands, Phil has lost the greatest percentage of weight at 20.54%, followed by Amy at 20.52%. The order for the remaining losers is: Shellay, Ed., L.T., Tom, Stacey, Jerry and Adam. If a player was to be chosen to come back in the game based on percentage of weight lost, it would be Phil. However, the person who wins tomorrow night's challenge will be the one who returns. Brady leans over to Heba and says, "Phil's going. He's gone." He then low fives her. Can you even stand these people? Vicky smirks with her smug face and tells us how everybody except for Phil deserves to come back. Sami asks Brady what he's thinking. Answer: not much, per usual. But Vicky is thinking and, unfortunately, talking. She says that she's thinking it would be great for anybody to come back except for the person who's number one on the board right now. That would of course be Phil. Phil can't even believe it. Stacey has to give an, "Oh, my." Phil interviews that some mean-spirited bitches need to keep their comments to themselves. When Sami notes that a major throw-down just occurred, however, Phil says that he's focused on the weight loss, which has benefited his health and life. The HBV virus smirks and laughs in that special way of theirs.

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