Jay is up first on the scale. He goes from 206 to 201, for a loss of 5. It's a good number. He says that even in high school he weighed about 270 pounds, and he can't fathom what he's going to look like when he goes below 200. Aww. I do think Jay is an okay guy, and certainly the most palatable of Kappa Assa Pride. With the additional one pound, Jay's total percentage lost is 2.91%. Roger is next. Sami brings up the fact that he could have lost $10,000/a pound if he had put a pint of ice cream on Jay's table. He hopes he doesn't regret his decision. Roger goes from 242 to 236, for a loss of 6 pounds. He says it's a respectable number. Kelly starts to get nervous about the chances of the women. Roger's percentage lost is 2.48%. Dan is up next, and he admits that he didn't go 100% at the challenge. He's starting to second guess all those bites of pizza. He goes from 199 to 198, for a loss of only 1. Oh, shit. He's speechless. Given all the hubris he's been spewing lately, it's a nice change. His total weight loss is 0.5%. Kelly starts to think that maybe, just maybe, she and Ali stand a tiny fraction of a chance.

Mark is up next, and is a little nervous after seeing the numbers of his teammates. He goes from 185 to 181, for a loss of 4. His total percentage lost is 2.16%, which regrettably means that Roger is safe. Mark doesn't know if it will be enough to keep him above the yellow line. Ali is up next, and needs to lose more than 3 pounds. At 155 pounds, she tells us that 4 pounds is a lot of weight to lose. But she does it! She goes from 155 to 149, for a loss of 6. She is giddy with happiness. Have I mentioned how great she looks? I actually think they concocted that whole "two booted contestants return" scheme so that they could get her back on the show and have a lady stand a chance of winning. Sami announces that Ali has lost 85 pounds since starting to play the game. This is the most weight that any woman has ever lost on campus in Biggest Loser history. She is really proud. Her total percentage is 3.87%, which puts her far above the other guys.