Dan is, of course, below the yellow line, and Mark is in danger as Kelly weighs on. Oh, Kelly, PLEASE. She needs to lose more than 4 pounds to stay safe. Dan interviews that at this point he thought that Kelly wouldn't do it, that he would fall below the yellow line with her, and that the Blue Team would save him from elimination. I think Kelly actually thinks the same thing. She interviews that it's going to take a big miracle. Kelly goes from 199 to 192 for a loss of 7. Make that A LOSS OF 7, BITCHES! Oh, sweet, sweet day! Ali is really happy, and says that's what happens when you get the girls mad. Kelly looks so proud of herself, and I LOVE it. She starts to cry, of course. She tells us that there's a bright light at the end of the tunnel, and it's just starting to get brighter and brighter. I have to say that I love Kelly. She's so sweet and sad, and I love seeing how her confidence is growing. She says that Jillian's Black Team is still alive and kicking. Kelly's total percentage lost is 3.52%, which means that she comes in second place for the week, with Ali being at the top. Jillian is going to be so happy! Girl power!

It's sad times for Mark and Dan. Dan has always been really judgey of the people below the yellow line, and now wonders if he should feel that way about himself. If I were him, I'd feel judgey about myself for being such a douche, first, and then move on to regret about not losing enough weight. Mark is also not happy about being up for elimination. Everyone is kind of quiet, and just pats the two men on the back. After the men leave, Ali and Kelly are allowed to feel proud of themselves some more. It's all kind of like when Hillary won Ohio. Ali cries, with both relief and stress at the thought of having to do this again two or three more times.

Well, clearly Dan's toast, right? He knows it and cries thinking that he dropped below the yellow line because he only lost a pound. He packs his shit, then goes to see the ladies. He says he's not there to petition for himself. I guess he's just there to cry some more? Kelly is compassionate, and tells him that he just hit his first wall. Dan tells Kelly and Ali that he wants to be there. Ali tells us that Dan still can pull big numbers, but Mark has serious determination that could enable him to pull it out. It's a tough decision. Oh, no it's not. I like Dan -- well, I used to like Dan -- but it seems like he's the obvious choice. He certainly is for Jay, who refuses to put Mark's name down again. We flash back to the tears and the drama of Mark's first ouster as Kelly eats a slice of lunch meat. Mark tells us that he sure as hell isn't sacrificing himself this time as Dan continues to cry like a baby.