And then there's Paul. Jillian says that he's about to get it. She asks how many times she called him. He says he doesn't know, because his phone was dead. It probably short-circuited when he dropped it in a plate of bleu cheese dressing. Paul interviews that when he got home he didn't want to talk to anyone, and that was a big mistake. He notes that Jillian really does care, which he didn't realize. Well, yeah, you big jerk. Jillian totally busts him, since Kelly told Jillian that Paul didn't answer when he saw her number. Paul sinks in deeper as he says that he didn't recognize the number. Jillian asks who else it would be, unless Paris Hilton is dialing him up. Maybe it's some promotional thing for The Hottie and the Nottie? Jillian is furious that she never heard from Paul the entire time he was home. She takes her team to the gym to avoid having a nervous breakdown.

But first, the Black Team cooks some veggies and chicken in a Zip-Loc Zip N' Steam Bag! Specially engineered not to be toxic. Well, that's appetizing!

And then it's challenge time! There is some giant spinning diabolical contraption. Dan's words, not mine, but I concur with his assessment. First, though, there is a little business. Paul, as last week's Biggest Loser of the Week, learns that his prize is a lifetime membership to 24 Hour Fitness. I'm sure that will go to good use. Maybe if they put one inside Wings N' Things, he'd frequent it more regularly. But: challenge. The winning team gets to choose two players from the opposing team who will have to weigh in 24 hours before the official weigh-in. In other words, directly after this challenge. That seems like a pretty good prize. So, what the contestants have to do is step over or go under the bottom beam of their giant spinning contraption. I'm sorry I can't explain things better than that. I miss the good old days when players just had to, like, climb two flights of stairs and it took fifteen minutes. Three players from each team will compete. For Black, it will of course be Bernie, Brittany, and Maggie. Mark, who has a stress fracture in his right leg, will sit out for Blue.