Sami congratulates everyone on completing their very difficult challenge, and gets ready to announce who won. She first reveals that 32 cupcakes total were eaten. The non-eaters are shocked and slightly horrified. Stephanie had seven cupcakes added to her time, which puts her in last place. Sam had the most cupcakes added -- ten -- which puts him in eighth place. To his credit, Sam seems to kind of take it in stride. Drea had five cupcakes added to her time, putting her in seventh place. With six cupcakes added to her time, Sunshine is in sixth place. Daris had four cupcakes, which lands him in fifth place. Lance, Ashley and Michael had no cupcakes added to their time. They're currently second, third, and fourth, respectively. The big question is whether anyone ate a cupcake for Koli. If they did, Lance will win. But they didn't! HA! You're telling me that Lance ate seventeen cupcakes and not a one was for Koli? Massive oversight. That's what happens when you're in a sugar coma. Koli is ecstatic, while Melissa gives a gargantuan groan.
With the bike marathon over, the contestants head back to the ranch and are mighty happy to see Bob and Jillian. They get the updates about home life, including some tales of mild slackitude. O'Neal says he likes the regimented, military-like nature of life at the ranch, as opposed to the distractions and temptations of home. Michael says that his mind was on other things while he was at home. His grandma never woke up, and every day was a rollercoaster. It was stressful. He tried to fight against it, but isn't sure how successful he was. However, Bob is happy to see Michael working on a problem proactively instead of drowning his sorrows in a bowl of ice cream. The trainers learn of the challenge results, and seem happy for Koli. Koli tells us that he almost bought cupcakes to send to Drea, Lance and Michael so they could see what their ten grand bought.