Anna is first of this group to weigh-in. Her montage features her claiming that she's going to die on the day that she tried out for the show. And then she earned her way back on campus and was proud about it for the ten minutes that she got to stay there. Jillian and Anna apparently had a little convo while the montage was playing, and whatever Jillian said made Anna cry. Anna can't even look at Jillian, she loves her so much. Anna, I know how you feel. Anna started at 330 pounds. She needs to have lost more than 149 pounds to take the lead from Adam. Anna's current weight is 221, or 109 pounds. Anna flexes her guns and looks totally pretty while doing so! She's lost 33.03%, and says, "I told you I was gon' be sexy." She gives Jillian a giant hug. Awww.
Jesse weighs-in next. His montage features him being a highly amusing guy, primarily because of the pained looks on his face. Ooh, and remember that time he told Bob to fuck himself or whatever? And then Bob got SUPER pissy in return? That was pretty awesome. Jesse started at 369 pounds, and needs to have lost more than 166 pounds to be in contention for the at-home prize. He might have done it. Jesse's current weight is 203, or 166 pounds lost! Adam thinks that Jesse has overtaken him, but in fact no! If only he'd had a one-pound advantage. One pound! I ate one pound in brownies today, no lie. Maybe Jesse did too, and that was his downfall. Or maybe he has his period. The water weight always kills you. Despite not taking the lead for the at-home prize, Jesse kicked ass with 44.99% of his body weight lost. Jesse and Adam are deeply in love, in a bromance way.
And then, Burgandy. She even has a drag queen name! She was not nearly so draggish on campus when she was digging through giant piles of sand. Burgandy started at 231 pounds. To take the lead from Adam, she needs to have lost more than 104 pounds. Her current weight is167, or 64 pounds lost. That's 27.71%, and not nearly enough to knock Adam off of his throne of hotness and victory.
More contestants! Remember Rick? He was kind of an old guy, and is wearing the tux in which he got married in 1964. Then there's Jessica, who looks super sassy and also like she didn't lose all that much weight. Whoa! And then there's Aaron! I love that guy. He very well may take the crown from Aaron. He started off really big and looks absolutely amazing. I think we might wear the same pants size, actually. Ooh, I want to give him a big squeeze! Rick tells Sami that 32 years ago he got married in a tux, and hasn't worn a tux since. He really wanted to wear one for the finale, so went and bought a new tux. Oh, lies. That tux has been in mothballs for 45 years! Anyway, his wife loves him and feels like she got her husband back. They have big and tall tuxes, you know. It's not like skinny jeans. But this tux represents the start of the next 32 years. But who cares, because Aaron's here! Sami tells him that he was a different man when she met him in Detroit. She asks what kind of father he is to London today. Sadly, Aaron's audio is failing, but we can hear him say that London is his joy and his heart and his everything. Someone gives him a hand mic eventually, and he says a few more words about how much his son means to him. Love!













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