Sami starts calling out the eliminated contestants from this season. First are Cherita and Victoria, then Ashley's mother Sheri and Michael's mother Maria, all wearing dresses in their team colors and looking approximately like halves of their former selves. Sheri in particular is unrecognizable. Sami sends them back stage and us to commercial.

After the ads, Sami calls out Bob and Jillian. Jillian's in a dress, and until I saw that I guess I always assumed she just had robot legs under those workout pants. I'm still not ruling it out, but these look pretty convincing. Sami asks them about their favorite moments of the season, and Jillian talks about helping people confront their fears. She doesn't say that she does this by being way scarier than anything these people ever thought they were afraid of. Bob says his favorite moment was O'Neal walking up the stairs. The first four Losers have had time to change, so now it's time for them to get on the scale.

Cherita's first, and her tragedy on the exercise bike is replayed before she gets on the scale. She went from 277 to 186, for a loss of 91 pounds, or 32.85%. They do hundredths of a percent but not ounces? I assume I'm not the first to call bullshit on that.

Victoria's next, we get a replay of her intense therapy session with Dr. Phillian. She started at 358, and Sami says she needs to have lost more than 117 pounds to beat her mom. And the scale reads 222, making a 136-pound loss, for a 37.99% percentage that puts her in the lead.

Now it's Sheri's turn, and her clip is all about being a widow, including reading a letter to her husband's tombstone. Apparently it's not equipped with a mail slot. The scale says she went from 218 to 119, a loss of 99 pounds, totaling 45.41%. That kicks the other two ladies in their now-less-dimpled asses.