Okay, more contestants. There's Jay! We've seen him already so it's not all that exciting. And there's his daughter, Jen! Okay, she went a little bit overboard with the makeover. It's very "Vegas hostess." And then there's Justin. Is he going to call some people out? Because if ever there was a time, it is now. I feel like he might have some Busey-esque head trauma. I don't know how else to explain it all. Where the heck is Rulon? Sami commends Jen on being tarted-up, even though she looks, as my grandma would have said, like a streetwalker. I totally want to tell her to scrub her face. She seems really happy, though. Justin loves himself, as one might expect. I think he is drunk, perhaps permanently. These three head off to change and Sami gives a shout-out to twice rejected contestants Vance and Leanne, in the audience. They don't have to weigh in, thank God.

Justin is first on the scale, which means his montage is also first. He was always "inspiring" people, and calling Rulon "Ru," which I missed the first time around. He was like the most terrifying gym coach you've ever had. Justin needs to have lost more than 178 pounds to best Deni. He goes from 365 to 192, for a loss of 173 pounds or 47.4%. Very close! He flexes his arms, and man does he have some guns. I still think he's a weirdo, but mad props. Sami says that there are only two more eliminated players left to weigh-in, which means that Rulon is not there. Why is no one acknowledging this? Why is he not there? Argh, I am so annoyed. I will bet you a month of Subway sandwiches that Rulon has now taken residence inside of a Tostitos bag.

Jen weighs in next. She had all kinds of emotional issues, whatever. Her bronzer situation is just tragic as she steps on the scale. Jen goes from 278 to 164, for a loss of 114 pounds or 41.01%. Well done, now seriously, go scrub your face. And so it all comes down to Jay. He looks pretty good, especially considering how big he started, but I think Deni has it. Jay needs to have lost more than 195 pounds to win the at-home prize. He goes from 400 pounds to 219, for a loss of 181 pounds. It's an impressive number, but not enough to win! Deni has done it! Sarah runs up and gives her a giant hug, and everyone gives Deni serious love for being a 59-year-old lady who killed it and got $100,000 as a reward. Woohoo! Take a note, Rulon. Seriously, can you believe no one has even MENTIONED him?