Biggest Loser

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It's Not Easy Being Green

And then the real drama begins. It's the weigh-in. Sam reminds everyone about the Red Team's disadvantage decisions. Melissa says she stands by those decisions. Sami asks Miggy if she thinks there was gameplay involved. Miggy most certainly does. And so does Jillian, in case you forgot. Sami tells everyone that if a one-player team falls below the yellow line, that person will automatically be eliminated. Otherwise, there's a vote.

Red Team is first on the scale. Jillian hilariously interviews, "In the last two weigh-ins, Melissa has lost no weight because something is [sarcasm] 'wrong with her.' I don't believe there's anything wrong with Melissa, and somehow I think that peer pressure will be the very thing to cure her weight loss problem." Hilarious! She is really on fire tonight. And wouldn't you know it, Lance goes from 324 to 318 for a loss of 6 pounds, and Melissa goes from 214 to 203 for a loss of 11. She says, "Are we sure that's right?" Bob theatrically expresses how crazy it is that Melissa is immune and lost 11 pounds. Jillian stage whispers, "Because she had to." Melissa says, "It's stupid, but it's gameplay otherwise. And I can't gameplay." Jillian remains silent but bouncing. The Red Team has lost 3.16%, and of course also has immunity to go along with their bullshit.

Next is Michael. He goes from 471 to 456 for a loss of 15. He's thrilled, and is well on his way to losing 100 pounds in six weeks. He thanks the others for motivating him and keeping him going. He's lost 3.18%. The Black Team is up next. They need to have lost more than 20 pounds collectively. Darrell goes from 361 to 351 for a loss of 10, and Drea goes from 272 to 267 for a loss of 5. That's 2.37%, and Michael is definitely safe. The Orange Team is up next, and needs to have lost more than 11 pounds to stay safe. Cheryl goes from 203 to 197 for a loss of 6, while Daris goes from 301 to 295 for a loss of 6. That's 12 pounds total, or 2.38%. The Pink Team is next, and they need to have lost more than 12 pounds. Sherry goes from 190 to 186 for a loss of 4, while Ashley goes from 333 to 326 for a loss of 7. That's 11 pounds total, or 2.10%. The Black Team is safe, and Sherry is afraid that she's going to be sent home on a bus.

John is next. He needs to have lost more than 9 pounds to best the Pink Team. He goes from 437 to 427 for a loss of 10 pounds. That's 2.29%. The Gray Team is next, and needs to have lost more than 14 pounds. Sam goes from 334 to 320 for a loss of 14, while Koli goes from 353 to 341 for a loss of 12. Holy crow! That's 26 pounds, or 3.78%. Stephanie is up next, and needs to have lost more than 4 pounds to stay safe. She goes from 236 to 230 for a loss of 6 pounds, or 2.54%. She feels great about it. And, for dramatic effect, the Green Team is last to weigh in, with their two-pound disadvantage in tow. Miggy hopes she loses enough that she can tell Melissa to shove her two pounds. I have a feeling she might tell her that regardless of what the scale says. The Green Team needs to have lost more than 11 pounds total. Miggy shakes her head in preemptive defeat. And, indeed, there is bad news. Miggy goes from 212 to 211 for a loss of 1 pound, while Migdalia goes from 237 to 233 for a loss of 4. That's 5 pounds total, which I think means that they would have been below the yellow line with or without the two-pound disadvantage.

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