Drea is up first and uncovers a PBJ sandwich. She next uncovers a blueberry muffin. No match. She has to eat a cookie. It tastes delicious at first, until she realizes that she might have to eat 50 more. Michael reveals a 200-calorie Pop Tart, followed by a cupcake. No match. Another cookie is eaten, and he loves it. Drea next reveals a fruit pie and a pretzel. No match. Michael chooses a glazed donut and a Reese's cup. Cookies abound. This goes on and on, and Drea is starting to regret playing the game. Eventually, she matches two Reese's cups. Michael has to eat them, and is starting to feel gross. Drea chooses again, but no match. The other contestants are feeling pretty great that they're not scarfing all these calories. Drea matches a pair of 360-calorie blueberry muffins. Michael eats as Drea chooses again. She then matches a pair of 340-calorie pretzels. Michael eats some more as Drea chooses again. Drea then matches a pair of 480-calorie fruit pies. Michael is screwed, and has eaten 1,760 calories so far. The others get ill watching sweaty, nauseous Michael chew.
Finally, Drea finds a golden ticket. She doesn't match it. Michael finally gets a turn, and matches a pair of 420-calorie PBJ sandwiches. His next match is unsuccessful, but reveals a black and white cookie, which makes me totally want a black and white cookie. Michael has eaten almost 2,000 calories, while Drea has eaten 1,120. Bob and Jillian are going to burst their respective blood vessels. Drea matches a pair of Rice Krispie treats, and Michael wants to barf. But first he must eat a glazed donut, the result of another Drea match. 2,310 calories and counting. But then! Michael reveals the second golden ticket. But does he remember where the first is? Yes. Yes he does. He does a dance of joy, which burns off 1/1000th of the 2,310 calories he's eaten. Drea hates her life.