With that, the contestants head into the gym to find silver-covered trays all over the place. Sami's wearing her best nursing bra as she greets the contestants and says it's time for some temptations. And whoever wins this one will get the "biggest prize" this show has ever given out at a temptation. There are 100 covered trays. A high-calorie snack is under most of them, while some have "healthy" snacks like Dentyne Ice gum, which also comes with money that the contestants do not have to eat. And one tray has a "golden ticket" that Sami promises will be the "ultimate reward" of "total control in this game." The contestants all look like that's something they want, but clearly all it means is a weird six-pack of man-boobs, bleeding ulcers, and a bizarre sense of right and wrong. Sami then reveals what the golden ticket actually is: another pack of Dentyne Ice! Also, the only vote that will be cast at the elimination. Kristin and Laura immediately try to see who can drop their jaws the most.
Sami calls "go," and everyone stays still for a second before, sure enough, setting out for a tray. Laura picks a soda, while Tara gets a cupcake. Kristin gets a pretzel. Filipe gets a donut. Helen gets another cupcake, while Michael gets some chips. Of course, freaking Ron gets gum and $500. Everyone else picks more high-calorie stuff and Ron gets yet another pack of gum and $1000. Did his ulcer give him X-ray vision or something? Ron finally gets some calories on his third try, but he still lucked out with just a 100 calorie soda, as opposed to one of those 520 calorie cupcakes, which Tara has gotten two of thus far. Laura screams in happiness as she gets gum and $5,000. I'm happy for her, and that Ron didn't get the big prize. Helen gets a pretzel, and interviews that it's going to stick to her ass. The editors try to trick us by making a big deal out of Michael's next pick and him sensing that it's the golden ticket, but it's just another bag of chips.













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