Biggest Loser

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Sara M: B | 1310 USERS: B-
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Bob and Jillian have a lot of work to do, so they let their powers combine to form one SuperTrainer. Jillian enjoys the opportunity to train alongside Bob and train his teammates. Especially Sione and Filipe. I'll bet that's fun for her. Jillian seems to train Kristin exclusively in the montage, while Bob just makes everyone else ride spin bikes.

Trainer tip! Crunches aren't enough to give you awesome abs. Duh.

The next morning, Kristin pulls a Wicked Witch from Hansel and Gretel and attempts to fatten Laura up for slaughter by bringing her breakfast in bed. I'm sure that's not at all staged, considering that Laura wakes up wearing perfect make-up. Laura is thrilled to receive breakfast in bed, and I think there's an ad for mattresses wedged in here somewhere.

Speaking of ads, it's Jillian's turn to take her team out to Quiznos. She has some friends to introduce them to, and I'll bet they all thought Jared was going to be there. Nope! It's actually better than that, though -- Reese Witherspoon and some old guy! Damn, The Biggest Loser just went freaking A-list. Oh wait, it's not Reese at all, but Coleen and Jerry from Season 6. The contestants are inspired to see former contestants have kept the weight off and even lost more, although probably not as much as they would have been if they hadn't seen other, better, former contestants just last week. Coleen and Jerry share their best Quiznos secrets with the gang, and then they and Jillian go behind the counter to make sandwiches. For all that crap Jillian was talking about disrespecting her gym with cupcakes, she is seriously disrespecting Sandwich Artists everywhere by making sandwiches without the proper Sandwich Artist training. I was a Sandwich Artist once, so I'm really freaking offended. Plus, Jillian sucks at putting mustard on sandwiches. Of course, everyone loved going to Quiznos and meeting Coleen and Jerry, although I bet they wish they could have met Sugar Ray Leonard, like Bob's team did on their field trip.

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