Dane says he's proud to leave the ranch with a weight loss record and grateful for the opportunity. And what does he look like now? Well, he ran a marathon with his wife when he got back, and there's Blaine and family to cheer him on. He did it in just under four hours, which would be seriously impressive if it were true, which it isn't. Not only did he and his wife finish well after that time, but they were also driven a few miles along the way. They don't say how much weight he's lost in total (not like I'd believe them if they did after their marathon lie), but he looks a lot better. And the blue team is all the worse for it.
Next week, Potes will be back as Team Aubrey-Mandi suck another innocent victim into their web of needy manipulation and Jillian apparently kills Tara's entire family.
Sara Morrison will miss you guys so much next week when she isn't subbing for Potes that she'll cry and need a memory music montage to get over it. You can read more from her at L.A.me, or you can email your condolences for her deep and profound loss at firstname.lastname@example.org.