Dan sings us a song about the Blue Team going to Vegas as they travel. By bus. The show couldn't even get these crackers a Southwest flight? That is cold. Bright lights, big city, etc. Dan films the whole thing on his little "Dan Cam." The team heads into Planet Hollywood, where they're staying, and are immediately drawn to the sign that says "Casino." But then Mark asks, "What would Bob do?" Well, nothing fun, that's for sure. They decide to go work out. A good move, as they are still in sweat suits. And as Ocean's 11 through 26 have taught us, they only allow you in a casino if you look like George Clooney and are wearing a tux. Sorry, Dan. In the gym, Roger tells his team that he's done a lot of things in Vegas, and exercise ain't one of them. The Blue Team is getting on my damn nerves. And they won't stop! Roger has the genius idea that they should all get tattoos that say "Pride." And then they can get Martha Wash to sing at their polyamorous commitment ceremony while go-go boys from Ramrod throw rainbow rice from a float of Madonna through the ages. The fact that they're so unaware of their faggotry both scares and confuses me. They all bump fists and, like, massage each others' shoulders.

The Blue Team enters their suite and Roger actually says, "This is how I roll." He is seriously the worst of all. Jay notes that their shower has a pole. And, I may add, a plentiful supply of butt plugs. I'm sorry, fans of The Biggest Loser -- I usually save this sort of thing for Rock of Love and ANTM. But I can't ignore Team Rainbow forever. They also discover a little note from Bob -- he bought them suits! With, like, pimp hats. Apparently tonight they'll be competing in the "Executive Realness" category. There is man hugging and slapping of hands again. And with that, it's time to do some poppers and go see Celine's final show. Feel the manliness!

Back at the ranch, Maggie concocts a plan to call the hotel and order room service for the Blue Team. Including, Bernie craftily adds, gourmet beer in a bottle. Jillian laughs and laughs. They actually do send it, but the Blue Team refuses to touch it. The starving kids in Africa are all, "Nice try."