Ramon makes a big point of going over and kissing Jessica, then decrees them as two healthy, hot people. Who are not getting married. However, Sami notes that The Biggest Loser has brought together more successful marriages than The Bachelor. BURN, Bachelor. Burn. Ramon's dad is in the audience, and he's lost a bunch of weight with Ramon's help. And now Ramon is going to take his mom to the Biggest Loser Resort! Sami reads a letter that Ramon's mother sent to the show while we get a close-up of her crying in the audience. It's all very sweet, talking about how Ramon is inspiring them through tough times.

Next we have Antone! He is still my favorite, and looks pretty fly, working the vertical stripes like he does. Fat hologram Antone interacts with skinny Antone, and then skinny Antone tells Sami that he could go back in the NFL right now. It turns out that Bob is crazier than any coach Antone had in his football days. Sami asks Bob to comment on Antone's journey, and Bob says that Antone had to face humility in the house. Once he did that, he was able to flourish and once again become a world-class athlete. Sami asks why Antone let himself be vulnerable and show a softer side on the show, and he says that he had a bigger mission to help other players who might be too proud to ask for help. Sami then throws it to Antone's kids, who love him a lot. Antone talks about how he's an active dad now, and can do anything with his kids. Also, his shirt size is now much smaller than it used to be. Scintillating, I know.

Next up is crazy John. The montage is all about him being crazy intense about everything. He's a beast, yo! John comes out looking mightily skinny. He actually seems kind of weak, probably because his neck can no longer support the full weight of his head. Sami asks John what he thinks looking at the other fourteen contestants. He's weird about it for a while. She then asks him when he knew he wanted to win. John always knew he wanted to win, even before being cast. Bob says that John is a total winner, and walked into the house with an objective and mission, and nothing was going to get in his way. What about the fact that Bob said John is going to gain all the weight back? John says that his life was riddled with failure and he'd given up, but he knew a change could take place when he got to the ranch. What transformed him was Bob telling him not to worry about saying the right thing, but rather saying what's in his mind and heart to be accepted, warts and all. John says that this is the attitude that will keep the weight off. We'll see!