Sami introduces a montage of Patrick "finding himself." His self-esteem was quite low, but then under Dolvett's tutelage he started to kick butt. Sami then asks Bonnie how she stays so strong amongst adversity. Bonnie says that she has the power of God within her, and her husband sits on her shoulder all the time. Not literally. He's dead. Wouldn't it be weird if Bonnie were walking around with a corpse on her shoulder? No wonder she has knee problems. Bonnie is determined to live a long life for her grandkids. Sami then asks Courtney about her battle to find self-confidence. Once again, Dolvett gave her a spoonful of his magic self-worth serum, and she was good to go. And then we get to see a montage of Bob heading home to Texas with Sunny. Those were good times, and she lost exactly one million pounds. Sunny says that before coming on the show, she was on the sidelines of her own life while everyone else in her family was having fun. Now she's having fun, too! And her family members don't have to worry so much anymore.
So, which of this group will be moving on? Not Bonnie, although she now weighs 177 pounds and lost 77 pounds altogether. It also won't be Courtney, who weighs 183 pounds, for an 87 pound loss. Good lord, she's pretty. As expected, it comes down to Sunny and Patrick. There's less than a 1% difference between their weight losses. But the player weighing in tonight is...Patrick. Aw, man. I mean, good for him, but I was rooting for Sunny. It's such a sausage fest this year. Sunny's current weight is 171 pounds, for a loss of 106 pounds. 30 of those pounds were in the face.
And then we have the final group. There's Debbie, whose claim to fame is being the first eliminated. She is very, very sassy. And hey! Coach Mike! He looks great, and is quite a silver fox. Then there's Joe, also looking fab. Oh boy, and there's Jennifer, in a sexy black dress, trying to woo Bob with her womanly wiles. So, clearly, Joe and Jennifer are the contenders from this group. Debbie's current weight is 206, and she lost a total of 33 pounds. That's not very good at all! Coach Mike weighs 223, and he lost 86 pounds total. Debbie gives a shout out to a "special friend," which is quite mysterious, and Coach Mike also tows the line of age not being an issue. Age is totally an issue! I'm not saying that it makes things impossible, but obviously things are going to be a little more complicated when you're 65 than when you're 25.
Sami introduces a montage of Joe talking about his family and crying a whole bunch. And then there's a montage of Jennifer being obsessed with Bob. It's hilarious when you put jaunty music behind it, but less hilarious when Bob is chopped up in pieces in her car trunk. Bob brings Jennifer flowers, and then she hugs him for 100 minutes. And then she goes in for a second hug! Sami tells them to get a room after the show, then admits that she wants to bone Bob too. I mean, who doesn't? And the player who will weigh in against Vinny and Patrick is...Jennifer! Wow, I'm surprised about that one. Joe's current weight is 215 pounds, which is a loss of 133 pounds.