The Red Team hits question two: If you are using a tablespoon of oil to cook with, which of these oils is the worst for you? A) Peanut oil, or B) Vegetable oil. They choose vegetable, which is correct. Meanwhile, the Black Team is muddy and miserable, and chooses the wrong answer for the second question. They have to go through yet another mud pit. The Red Team takes a significant lead as they get to question three: What food builds the most muscle? Chicken and fish are the choices. They go for chicken, which is incorrect. They sludge their way through their first mud pit. The Black Team has a chance to catch up a little, but alas they too choose the wrong answer. Jeremy correctly notes that they are the dumbest pieces of shit. Meanwhile, the Red Team gets to the fourth question: Which contains the most antioxidants: pinto beans or blackberries? They all agree it's blackberries, but that's incorrect. More mud! I think for this question they should have to go through a pit of refritos. It probably goes without saying that the Black Team gets this question wrong too. I mean, it's really something. They have been 100% incorrect in this challenge!
The Red Team makes it to the final question: Which of these foods contains the most protein? A) 4 hard boiled eggs, or B) 1 cup of 1% lowfat cottage cheese. Well, either way I don't think it's all that great for you to eat four eggs. The Red Team goes for the eggs, which is the wrong answer. The Black Team gets it wrong too, which is pretty impressive in a terrible way. The Red Team -- which only got two answers correct, mind you -- is the winner. The Black Team slowly makes their way to the finish. Emily explains that under pressure, you become kind of dumb. If you're dumb to begin with, you're especially screwed. So, the Red Team has access to the gym while the Black Team is going to be pounding some tires or whatever. The Red Team celebrates, and Chris snits at Santa that he's a sore winner. He correctly points out that bragging rights come with a win, so if you don't want to be privy to other people's celebrations you should try winning once in a while. Team Santa!
Meanwhile, Dolvett visits the Aqua Team in Chicago. If you recall, they have to lose 50 pounds by week five to get a spot back on the ranch. Adrian and Daphne are especially excited to see Dolvett, and Daphne gets that surge of hormones and personal lubricant that happens to ladies whenever he gets within striking distance. Oh, but this is a product placement! It's for some gadget called a Biggest Loser Slim Coach. It just, like, tracks your shit for you. They workout with their Slim Guy Tracker, and seem confident that we'll see them back permanently.