Kelly goes from 240 to 240, for a loss of zero. Man alive. She starts bawling. Oh, I can't take this! Neither can Jillian, apparently, as she is sucking her thumb. The rest of the team is supportive of Kelly, but they're all just generally upset. Paul is up next, and his entire head is the color of an atomic fireball. He goes from 260 to...WHAT? He goes from 260 to 263 for a gain of three pounds. Everyone is shocked. Paul says that, because he wanted to beat the Blue Team so bad, he cut calories behind the back of his trainer, thinking that that would help him to lose more weight. Jillian says that the Black Team needs to focus on getting its food on track. That's what's been off-kilter, she says, because it's not the gym. They've all been working extremely hard. If you didn't know, not eating really fucks up your metabolism, so it can be pretty counterproductive. In any case, the Black Team's numbers are pretty abysmal. They lost 17 pounds, or 1.22%. The Blue Team of course wins, and Dan is the Biggest Loser of the Week. The Black Team is up for elimination. Maggie had the highest percentage of weight loss for her team, and is safe.

The Black Team has one hour to make their decision. This is a tough one. They all sit in silence, with the occasional escaped sob. Jenn gives the team a pep talk, and tells Kelly and Paul especially not to blame themselves for the Black Team's loss. Maggie wonders if Jenn's two good weeks is enough to make the others not vote for her. Bernie tries to think about what would be beneficial for the team in general. They need big guys who can lose big numbers, and even though Jenn had two good weeks, he wonders if she can do it again. He thinks they should keep the heavier people like Kelly and Paul. Jenn is kind of freaking out, and asks Maggie if she knows anything. Maggie says she doesn't, and tells Jenn to just pack her shit like usual. Kelly talks to Bernie and Brittany. She says that she and Paul can pull big numbers as a plea to be kept. However, Kelly says that if it's going to be one of them, she thinks Paul needs to be there more than she does. She is totally sacrificing herself for his health! That is even better than mouthing "I love you." But I'd get rid of Kelly just because she fucking cries all the time and it puts me on edge. Bernie is dreading the elimination.