Anyway, weigh-ins! The Black Team goes first. Isabeau was previously at 272 and is now at 264. She lost 8! Nice job. Bill was at 285 and is now 279, for a loss of 6. Not great, but it's something. Jez was at 308 and is now at 302, also for a loss of 6. Jillian interviews that she loves Jez madly, but that he was complaining a lot and was upset with her because she wasn't letting him enjoy his vacation. She says, "Aaaaand, six pounds. What more do I need to say?" Julie is up next. She started at 203, and is now at...wait, there is seriously tension-filled dramatic music for, like, 90 seconds as the camera darts around from face to face and then we head to commercials. When we return, the payoff isn't all that exciting. She lost 4 pounds. She's excited to be under 200. A crying Julie talks about her journey, and says that tonight was the first time in a long time that she felt victorious. Aww. Jillian heals! Big Jim was at 314 last week, and now weighs in at 307 for a loss of 7. Not bad, not bad. Last is Hollie, who would love to lose at least five pounds as compared to two or three from weeks past. Hollie was at 236 and is now at 228 for a loss of 8! Yay, Hollie! Jim says that he's proud of her, and that she's been working like crazy. The total Black Team weight loss is 39 pounds, with a percentage of 2.41%. Jillian interviews that she knows she did all that she could do, and hopes it pays off.
And now, Red Team weigh-in. Kim says that she trusts them 100% -- they're focused on their goals and know what they're doing. Or DO they? Sami asks David whether he gave into temptations in Jamaica, and he says that he didn't go crazy, but that he did have a drink. I hope it was a Miller Lite and not a piña colada. Those things will make you into a pork chop. Turns out, it didn't affect David at all: he started at 337 and is down to 328 for a loss of 9 pounds. Jillian gets a weird look. Dave gives Kim props, and she loves it. Bryan, who missed two days of working out, started at 319. His current weight is 308 for a loss of 11. Holy crow! Amy and Phil have to lose more than 11 pounds total to beat the Black Team. Kim says that she wants to see Amy get the number she deserves. She says that she's been working so hard, but also had fun in Jamaica, and for Kim, it's all about having fun while you're working out. Frankly, I still subscribe to the beatings method. Amy was at 278 and now weighs 268, for a loss of 10. How are they DOING it? Is it possible that Kim doesn't suck? I don't believe it! Phil needs to lose more than one pound. He started at 358, and is down to 346, for a loss of 12. Crap! Kim's feeling great, and Jillian wants to deck her with a tire iron. The Red Team finishes at 42 pounds lost, with a percentage of 3.25%. Jillian and the Black Team are getting nervous.
The Blue Team has to lose more than 28 pounds collectively to beat the Black Team. Ryan was at 341 and is now at 331, for a loss of 10. Well done, sir! Nicole starts at 258, and is down to 252, for a loss of six. She's excited. Kae is next, and goes from 191 to 184, for a loss of 7. Bob is ecstatic. The Black Team is screwed. But how can it be? Neil is blown away by how awesome Kae is. Speaking of Neil, he needs to lose more than five pounds to beat the Black Team. Neil starts at 375 and is down to 365 for a loss of 10. Happy times for Team Blue. Not so happy for the Black Team, but they've been able to avoid the elimination room so far, so I guess they're due. Hollie is the Black Team's biggest loser, and can't be eliminated. Jillian says she doesn't think she can feel any more sick about coming in the next day than she does right now. She says that these are the moments that she hates this job. Oooh. Julie tells us that her heart was crushed when she saw Jillian after the weigh-in and her eyes had welled up with tears. For Jillian to lose one of them, says Julie, is like losing one of her children. Except Jillian's children would come out of the womb clutching a little barbell in each baby fist.