Potes is off for the evening, and she's allowed me the privilege of filling in for her and getting a chance to share my hatred of the vile Vicky and the evil Heba.

It's night, and Coleen is saying how shocked she is that Amy voted Brady out. Hallelujah, and praise Amy. She totally did what was right for her. Amy says that she thinks everyone will be surprised and she didn't think she could beat Brady. The Black Team girls try and reassure Amy that she did the right thing (She did. She did the right thing for all of us.) Ed interviews that Amy should be nervous. Not because he'll retaliate or anything, but because Vicky's a little bit crazy. (Understatement on of the year) If Ed is saying this, it must be true, because he supposedly is friends with the wicked bitch. He does warn that she could claw someone's eyes out. Wouldn't put it past her.

Vicky is upstairs venting to Heba. She's spouting off a string of profanities. An example of her hate: "I feel like the Blue Team should be frolicking in the garden of Eden, but that stupid backstabbing bitch bit the apple and fucked it all up for us." [Uh-oh, she's going Biblical. - Zach] Even the censor couldn't really hide what she was saying. And she's doing crazy eyes. God, is there a more heinous person on a reality show right now? Especially a show that is supposed to be about bettering yourself? Even Heba's kind of washing her hands of Vicky's machinations. She just plans on losing weight and winning the old-fashioned way. When Heba's rolling her eyes at you, you've clearly gone off the deep end.

Everyone's asleep except Vicky, who decided to take the time to put up an inspirational "poster." No "Hang in There!" with a picture of a cat for her. Instead, there's a piece of loose-leaf paper that has "Revenge" written in big letters. Underneath, it says "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. I will not rest until that lying BITCH (her caps, not mine) is out of this house." And then there's a picture of Amy taped underneath this. The LAPD should probably save a screen grab of this for future reference. It's a serious threat, and if Vicky cracks and goes after Amy, it could be evidence. On the actual weight-loss side, Vicky uses her sleeplessness/anger to head to the gym in the wee hours of the AM. She makes the ugliest squashy faces when she is working out. Yes, uglier than normal.

Then Ed, Heba and Vicky are sitting around outside when Bob strolls over. The Blue Team trainer wants to know where Amy and Brady are. Amy's upstairs (fearing for her life, most likely), Brady's on a plane back home. Bob's shocked. He wants to know why Amy isn't around. It's because Vicky can't stand to be around her. She's been betrayed. She worries if she sees her, she'll say something "mean and ugly." And that would be different than anything else she's said... how? She tells Bob in no uncertain terms that Amy must go. Even Bob thinks she's cuckoo-bananas. He wants to get the team back together. He's so screwed.

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