Meanwhile, Jillian! Woo! She tells the Black Team that she doesn't know what the next challenge is, but they'd better start sprinting. She tells us that the pressure's on, and there's no rest for her or her team. The Black Team is marked, both because they're outcasts and because they won the first challenge. And because Jillian's face is on the big bull's-eye of my heart. Seriously, wouldn't you just love to go out for drinks with her, and then make bets that she could beat everyone else in the bar at arm wrestling? You would be rich and have such a fun night! Except Jillian would probably make you order light beer. Kim has her Red Team sprint, too, and gives them tips for how to take the edge when their competitors start to flag. Back in the gym, Bob tells Kae to get on Nicole's back. Nicole then has to sprint. Bob says he figured his team would run a lot faster without a teammate on their back. Well...yeah. But it's still kind of a dumb-ass thing to do. Some of these people weigh 400 pounds! As one might expect, these shenanigans lead to injury as Jerry falls. He bends his left leg back behind him, and has a really hard time getting up. Ryan tells us what we already know, which is that the Blue Team is having some problems. I feel like right now, Bob should be telling us how bad he feels. It's not exactly as bad as someone getting an eye poked out, but it's still bad.
And then, we're on a track. Sami Brady is wearing Tara Reid's hand-me-downs, complete with appliquéd corduroy cap. She tells all the teams that they'll be racing yet another team, one that's unpredictable and doesn't like to lose, and doesn't play by the rules. It's...the Yellow Team. Dunh dunh! And the yellow team is composed of monsters made of Twinkie filling! No, they're actually three kids. There is a kindergartener, a third-grader, and a fourth-grader, and each will participate in a heat. One member of each team has to participate in each heat, and if they win, they'll go to the winner's circle. The team with the most winners takes the challenge, and as a prize, they all get to call home.













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