Biggest Loser
Biggest Loser

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So, apparently Bryan is still having trouble with nutrition. Kim says she's never in her life had someone with so many challenges with food. Apparently, Bryan doesn't like vegetables, and his gag reflex is incredible. She must have heard that last bit of info via Bob. Kim wants Bryan to tell her about everything he's eating. He goes through his breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and notes that in addition to spice use, he sometimes uses soy sauce as a marinade. Kim can't believe it, and says that even low-sodium soy sauce can pose a problem, because sodium makes you retain water. Kim makes a big point of throwing Bryan's soy sauce in the garbage, apparently with the lid off, as it gets everywhere. Bryan says he can live without soy sauce, and they make a no soy sauce pinky pact.

The contestants meet up with Alison to learn their fate. America has spoken, and chose poles over water as their favorite challenge. Pole hanging is like the apple pie of cruel and humiliating fitness challenges! Basically, the contestants just have to hang on the poles as long as they can. Now, if the poles were slathered with Crisco, that would be a challenge worth watching. Sami introduces Andre Agassi, via video. He's apparently a big fan of the show (or else a shameless shiller of some product or other), and congratulates the contestants. Andre announces that the winner of this competition will get an all-inclusive vacation with their families at Tamarack Resort, in Idaho. Coincidentally, this is the first resort development from Andre and his wife, nasally well-endowed tennis champion Steffi Graf. Nice prize, despite the shameless shilling.

The contestants hang. There's a tiny ledge on the bottom of each pole where they can rest the edges of their feet. It looks hard. Isabeau starts shaking after only about a minute, and is out. She sucks. Neil, also full of the suckage, follows suit. Then Nicole goes down. So much for the yoga. Bryan struggles, but Sami's taunts keep him alive for a minute before he slips. Hollie goes soon afterward, which leaves Julie and Bill. They are like rocks up there. Well, rocks with koala bear-style arms.

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