BL Factoid: 75% of Americans will be overweight in the year 2015. Egad!
Julie interviews that she was mad to hear that Bill was still up there next to her, and figured she'd have to hold onto the pole all night long. That's what she said. Bam! Bill starts talking to Julie, but she doesn't take the bait and just ignores him. The other contestants heckle Bill, but he seems pretty secure and even readjusts himself, and I don't mean nutally. Though I'm sure that with his junk up against that pole he's tempted. Julie eventually caves and falls, and Bill wins the week at Tamarack. Nobody seems happy for him, but no matter: he's happy for himself and his kids. Julie tries to drown him in the pool. But in a fun way. Except she means it. Violence masked with mirth is truly the best kind. Hollie tells us that she thinks she speaks for everyone when she says she's over Bill winning. Isabeau adds that he's not even fat anymore. Jerk!
Meanwhile, the contestants are excited to be in the pool and do a little swimming. F'ing Nicole dives in the no diving shallow end, and totally chips her teeth. Neil hilariously asks if they're going to look for her tooth. And they all actually do! She seems kind of nonchalant about the whole thing, even though the others agree that the chip is pretty gruesome. Bryan even says you could kick a field goal through that thing. I might note that this is the second show I've recapped this season in which a contestant has lost part of a tooth at the bottom of a pool. I am never swimming again. At least not with my mouth open. Bob finds out from Neil that Nicole chipped both of her front teeth, and also learns that Nicole is at the dentist. He interviews that losing one day of workouts can be deadly. He doesn't want to lose Nicole, but can't resist noting that Nicole looks like some of his relatives in Tennessee. Bob has a Cousin Shelley!
In a brief interlude from our dental hijinx, Bryan tries to find some low-sodium foods that he likes. Kim thinks that he's improving, which is part of the process.