Our narrator tells us that The Biggest Loser has had more marriages than any other show in reality TV history, and that includes Rock of Love. It started with the first BL couple, season two's Matt and Suzy. I didn't watch this season, but wasn't there some sort of scandal about this, like he was already married when he came on the show? But whatever, it's the skinnified romance of a lifetime. Matt won the season, and Suzy got third place. They currently weigh 237 and 175 pounds respectively, and have two kids. Matt is a pretty hefty 237, it seems. He started at 339 pounds, and she started at 227. Suzy explains that they did not have good first impressions of each other. Matt saw Suzy and wondered how a big girl could be so happy. Could he also not understand how she had such a pretty face? Jeez, pay attention to stereotypes once in a while. He found her annoying. Suzy thought that Matt was mean, with a big chip on his shoulder. He also looked like a particularly surly caveman. Suzy mostly didn't like that Matt didn't like her.
Matt started to see Suzy differently during the episode where she cut his hair. He learned the lesson that every woman knows, which is that a good haircut can be symbolic of real change. And once Matt got rid of all the hair, Suzy figured out that he was kinda hot. Six months after that, the two did an exercise segment on The Today Show, and Matt proposed. They had a dream wedding, happy happy blah blah blah. Matt acknowledges that the two have put some weight back on, and says that you know if you've struggled with weight in your life that you have to keep working on it. Matt rambles on about having a legacy for his kids that involves them not having hereditary excuses for obesity, and making their wives as happy as their mom is. In any case, they wuv each other, even though Matt totally has a big sweat stain on the front of his shirt. Someone on set couldn't have dried him off a bit?
And then there was season seven's Nicole and Damien, who were already engaged and wanted to get healthy so their upcoming wedding would be picture perfect. She weighed 269 pounds and he weighed 381. They now weigh 155 and 253 pounds respectively. She particularly looks fabulous. Damien says it was a great thing to watch Nicole start to feel as beautiful as she is. They've been home for about four and a half months, and got married during that time. Nicole says that it was a success in a way that it would not have been at their former size, and she was particularly thrilled about being able to fit into the sample size of her wedding gown at the store. Damien also looked pretty fly in the tuxedo, and says the suit is still on fire because of how he was smoking. He says that Nicole went from "damn!" to "whoo!" When did he become Billy Dee Williams? He's happy to say that she's his wife. Nicole is also a group fitness instructor, at 24 Hour Fitness. It's a way to help her keep the weight off, and she's helping others. Damien is an instructor, too! He's going to be running his first half-marathon, along with Nicole. She says that she wanted to get fit so she could have healthy pregnancies and be a healthy mom, and Damien wanted to be a fit and happy dad. They're not pregnant now, though. But soon. They talk about how proud they are of each other. Nicole cries and says that now she just has to learn how to cook.