Liz: "Whatever you say, buddy."
Tom: "I have secrets too!"
Liz: "Awesome, finally. Am I gonna need my gun for the rest of this..."
Tom: "My secret is that I watched Real Housewives without you!"
Liz: "I already knew that, because we share a Netflix queue. Or wait, I mean, because I am a spy."
Tom: "Then I guess I don't have any secrets! At all! Wait, I do actually."
Liz: "Is it that you are gay, or that you have passé taste in reality shows, or both?"
Tom: "It is that a fellow teacher is throwing a baby shower, and it is at our house, so technically we are hosting it. So I guess the whole secret is, you are throwing a baby shower. Surprise!"
THE PO / TEMPLE
Cooper: "It was his teeth, but only just like almost his teeth. They'd been filed to be his teeth."
Liz: "But what about the DNA? I am still not getting this episode."
Red: "Oh my God we just talked about this. Nobody knows how. Trading different kinds of blood cells? Clone DNA left at the scene? Maybe putting synthetic DNA into genuine human tissue..."
Liz: "That goes beyond evidence tampering, into genetic manipulation."
Red: "Now you're getting it. Allow me to explain in a poetic, but still very crazy way."
"It's a trade in death. The guilty give their blood and genetic identity, the innocent give their life for the guilty to live. If you find the Alchemist, you have a chance to resurrect the dead. To bring to justice some of the most vile creatures who ever lived."
Liz: "We got a Ponzi guy in 2009, a seven-person Mob hit in 2011, a bunch of molesting Brooklyn priests in 2012..."
Meera: "How many people got alchematized? Like what is the ballpark of this? It's starting to sound like the Blacklist times two."
Aram: "The lady on the plane was originally named Sarah Jenkins. I got it from her bone marrow, which ordinarily would be redundant. She was single, lived alone... But got on a dating site that I have used in the past -- to date women, thanks for asking -- and maybe one of her dudes she met is the Alchemist. We've subpoenaed the site."