Two guys dressed like extras from The Sopranos sit in Daniel's office, waiting. Daniel walks up, and his secretary informs him that there are two men waiting for him, and she thinks they're the gay couple. As Daniel walks in, one of the guys tries to fix the other's collar, further providing gay evidence. So they have one of those TV conversations where Daniel thinks they're the gay couple who want to join the church, and the Vaporelli brothers worry that the church won't allow them to do their job. The secretary enters and tells Daniel that the gay couple is waiting for him outside. Daniel realizes that he's speaking to the Vaporellis. Ha ha! Ha?
Judith bursts into Victoria's house and says that she needs a drink. Judith is appalled by Victoria's cheap vodka, and Victoria explains that she and Jessie drank "the good stuff." Judith is surprised that Jessie is back in the picture. Victoria details how Jessie treated her to a bathtub martini, which apparently involves being naked and pouring alcohol over someone. Sounds like a waste of good liquor to me. (There's a "Liquor? I hardly know 'er!" joke in there somewhere. Help yourself.) Judith finds a tiny airline bottle of vodka and starts ranting to Victoria about their mother and the deed situation. Victoria already knew about it, and adds that she has the deed to her own house. Judith is disgusted with the whole situation. Jessie walks in and eavesdrops as Judith says that she can't believe irresponsible Victoria gets to own her home while dependable Judith doesn't. Victoria offers to take out a mortgage on her home, and Judith says that the missing money has been found, so there's no need. Jessie is interested in this information. Judith flips out and screams at her sister. She is losing it. She stomps out, but not before yelling, "Homeowners always keep top-shelf vodka available for their guests."
Daniel has just finished explaining the mixup in identity to the Vaporelli brothers, who luckily find it somewhat humorous. One brother asks if everything is still a go. Daniel says that he's already hired a contractor, and the Vaporellis think that Daniel should get rid of the contractor, or they will. Daniel proposes paying the Vaporellis a "finder's fee," and also promises them that they'll get the church's next big construction project. The Vaporellis aren't hearing that. Daniel tries to explain why he can't be in business with them, but the Vaporellis insist that they are a legit business. Daniel tells them that he has to report to the vestry. The Vaporellis, legitimate businessmen, say that they have to report to some people too, and that those people will probably be very upset if the deal falls through. Daniel gets the implied threat. The Vaporellis assure him that everything will be fine, and a few handshakes later, the Vaporellis are out. Daniel looks like he isn't sure what he just agreed to do, and reaches into his drawer for another pill. Jesus shows up, as is his wont, and Daniel says that taking pills is the least of his concerns right now.