The Casino

In a Theme Park Future, Parents Love Their Children

By Jacob Clifton | Aired on 07.04.2004

Episode 4 - Previously, the Tim and Tom Connection somehow decided that they'd won over R.I.C.O. and S.U.A.V.E. for good. I don't know why they decided this; it all seemed quite noncommittal to me. Joe the Vet vented his spleen again by...

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1-4 Recap	In a Theme Park Future, Parents Love Their Children Episode 4 - Some incredibly destructive, selfish parents do their best to screw up their kids. A psychic tells lie upon lie, starting with how she's psychic, which she lies about by wearing a shirt that says she's psychic. Tom confirms that he is insane, and Tim confirms that he is an irritant of such power as to be classified as a bioweapon. Someone impresses Matt "Velvet" Dusk with her singing, somehow, even though she isn't him. Most of the guests this week don't even get names, but a car does. The other cars just get embarrassed because they're stand-ins for Tim and Tom's...well. You know.	07.04.2004	C-	Jacob Clifton
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