Momentarily pulled away from the blackjack hole into which he's just spent the better of a fifth of vodka throwing money, suddenly Geoff wants to know where Kristin went. I so bet he thought she was there the whole time, and was just grateful she wasn't talking. Tim finds Kristin "so bummed right now" in another part of the floor, and she's totally not actually bummed. Which is interesting: given the faked non-reality of this TV show, is this a time when she's just poorly saying lines someone gave her, or is she actually failing to fake being alive at this moment, or is this a rare honest moment where she's actually lying about something? We've seen all three, I think. I really wish I knew. She says, ever-so-slightly louder, "I lost my thousand-dollar purse." Which is weird because she sounds believable now, even though it's a total fucking lie. Lady Trash Heap, how you do confound. And now again, she's totally not believable saying, "Yeah, I lost it. I don't know where it is." Maybe the reason it sounded believable for a second was that she was concentrating so hard on projecting her lie so everyone would know how much her purse "cost" that she couldn't remember that she was lying about losing it in the first place. ["Or that it contained eight times as much money in cash as it's worth, which to my mind is the important part." -- Sars] Closed-cap says it's Tim, but I think it's this other Nugget guy who tells security to start looking for the purse. Hello, you have cameras freaking everywhere, it's a casino. But whatever.
Episode Report CardJacob Clifton: F | 409 USERS: C+
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