Jenn now makes the fatal mistake of telling John-Steve and his John-buddies that she's there because she needs money. This is what's known in Vegas as "advertising yourself as a whore," while also insulting your client. Lesbian Dealer Lady makes with the utterly radical Camille Paglia sociology analysis now, and shoots to the top of my "Favorite People on This Show" List: "Some girls go to the dark side, because maybe they need, desire, that attention. Some girls don't desire it, they don't need it. Everyone's different." So far, so good. "The problem is, there's nothing I can do. I Just...Deal The Cards." This is so awesome, and I can't really describe to you the tone of voice she's using here, but it makes it so much better. It's a combination of wisdom and that shruggy "what can you do" thing she did earlier. It's all very academic, for Lesbian Dealer Lady, who has seen it all. She's seen it, and judged it silently, and continued plugging away at her job, because at the end of the day, you can't save them all. She's like a disenfranchised superhero who's lost her will to fight, and now just...Deals The Cards. I would like to rent her as my Arm Candy.
Episode Report CardJacob Clifton: C+ | 414 USERS: C+
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