Back in the twenty-first century, Eulisha watches Matt "Velvet" Dusk tool around onstage for awhile, and then begin to sing. She's clearly very into it -- she's a singer, you know. "He looks twelve, and he's singing jazz from the forties and fifties." Weird, huh? She informs boring friend Joan what we already know, that Matt "Velvet" Dusk is not just "hot, he is so hot. Extra hot. I mean sizzling. Like, the meat is burnt." Done with his set, Matt "Velvet" Dusk comes into the lounge area. Eulisha starts screaming his name and saying, "Oh my God!" Like they're long-lost friends instead of people who have "never met." And since it's this show, they're probably married, or related, or the same person wearing different outfits. Julie Chen nods: "Do Not Assume!" Eulisha jumps up and they hold hands, swinging them back and forth like London Bridge is falling down; it's incredibly adorable. She strokes the Velvet Ego for awhile about how she saw a picture of him and somehow just had to see him perform. How incredibly fucking lucky that that happened, and then it turned out that he was performing in a downstairs lounge in the very casino TV was paying her to stay in! "I'm a singer, too." Because we're still in the "Fuck It" phase, he immediately offers to let her sing with him. Uh oh. Ugly in..."Joe says he wants some sort of karaoke joint," harshes Matt "Velvet" Dusk, "so I'm just going to put anybody up onstage that wants to sing."
Episode Report CardJacob Clifton: C | 508 USERS: C+
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