The Casino

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Air/Pub'l

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1-4
Recap

In a Theme Park Future, Parents Love Their Children

Episode 4 - Some incredibly destructive, selfish parents do their best to screw up their kids. A psychic tells lie upon lie, starting with how she's psychic, which she lies about by wearing a shirt that says she's psychic. Tom confirms that he is insane, and Tim confirms that he is an irritant of such power as to be classified as a bioweapon. Someone impresses Matt "Velvet" Dusk with her singing, somehow, even though she isn't him. Most of the guests this week don't even get names, but a car does. The other cars just get embarrassed because they're stand-ins for Tim and Tom's...well. You know.

07.04.2004
07.10.2004
C-

Jacob Clifton

1-3
Recap

All Bad Things

Episode 3 - Cocktail waitress? Check. Next Big Thing on the Adult Contemporary Jazz Vocals chart? Check. Total prostitute? Check. Jenn Nelson stays at the Nugget for a week and nearly starts doing tricks for crack before the gals from Touched By an Angel give her some advice, and she runs screaming from Vegas forever. Tommy the Blackjack Dealer gets smacked upside the head with mismanagement and mind games, and braves the Guys Upstairs for a change of venue. Some total Mob guys come to visit the Nugget and are the most acceptable people so far to be shown onscreen.

06.28.2004
07.03.2004
C

Jacob Clifton

1-2
Recap

Eyes Why Me: They're Destroying Love

Episode 2 - Some grody swingers try to lure some boring people into an orgy and nothing interesting happens, and then the boring people reaffirm their love for each other. We don't see anything of note. Meanwhile, some Beverly Hills Hillbillies show up and take the Baccarat table by bodyslam, and we have to watch the whole thing. I ask you: is that fair?

06.20.2004
06.26.2004
F

Jacob Clifton

1-1
Recap

Just Take the Penicillin Now, Save Some Time

Episode 1 - The first episode of this new Fox series sets the tone -- in terms of quality and taste -- on what's sure to be one of the most-hated and divisive programs to debut this or any other summer. Or fall, winter, or spring, actually. Catch the Angry Mob wave, before you miss it altogether!

06.14.2004
06.20.2004

Jacob Clifton

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