The City

You Couldn't Make It Here... Please Leave

By Lady Lola | Aired on 03.16.2009

I Lost Myself in Us - Previously: Whitney moved. Olivia thieved. A-hole cheated. A-holette pouted. Erin said pervy things. Jay "had a band." And Whitney was lame enough to think that she New York City couldn't possibly be right for her without him. Fail, Whitney....

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1-13 Weecap	You Couldn't Make It Here... Please Leave I Lost Myself in Us - Whitney finds herself on the receiving end of an S&M relationship with Olivia. She makes up for it by introducing Jay to a world of hurt. The A-holes bring the pain, too. Over and over and over again. And I would know. I've been watching this same damn storyline for eight episodes.	03.16.2009	D	Lady Lola
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
1-12 Weecap	At Whit's End I'm Sorry, Whit - Whitney and Jay reach a make-or-break moment in their relationship. But whether they decide to make it work or take a break... well... that's still TBD.	03.09.2009 03.10.2009	B+	Lady Lola
1-11 Weecap	Sham, Wow Fool Me Twice, Shame on Me - Whitney gets screwed from all angles this week. Olivia steals credit from her at work. Jay maybe-very likely cheats with Dani. And A-holette is, for once, in a position to call Whitney's relationship into question.	03.02.2009 03.03.2009	C	Lady Lola
1-10 Weecap	The Jay-dy Doth Protest Too Much The Past Catches Up - A trip to Miami reminds Whitney that Jay isn't all wine, roses, and plaid pleasantries. The A-holes keep hitting the repeat button on their doomed relationship.	02.23.2009 02.24.2009	D	Lady Lola
1-9 Weecap	Move In, Move Out, Move On Unexpected Roommates - It's the holidays in The City, yet no one is in a giving mood. Whitney finally sasses Olivia, who then takes her frustrations out on Nevan by commanding him to stop being a worthless leech. A-hole escalates his relationship with A-holette at the expense of Jay, which leaves the Aussie him to take up Nevan's mooching mantle over at the Porthouse. Erin's attempt to have her cock and eat it, too, backfires, leaving her along on New Year's Eve.	02.16.2009 02.17.2009	D	Lady Lola
1-8 Weecap	Band-Aid Mingling with the Commoners - Olivia makes no effort to mask her contempt for Jay's band, then invites them to a swanky charity event that is actually just a lame set-up to unleash Nevan's inept verbal effrontery. Also, Erin continues to juggle two fellas.	02.09.2009 02.10.2009	D-	Lady Lola
1-7 Weecap	Skinny. Bitches. The Truth Hurts - When Whitney's worlds collide, Kelly Cutrone makes A-holette cry. Erin finds a job and a long-lost booty call. Olivia's role is marginal, and Nevan is entirely absent. Praise Jeebus!	02.02.2009 02.03.2009	D	Lady Lola
1-6 Weecap	Artful Dodger He Never Said He Had a Girlfriend - The worst couple in the world grows yet stronger in the face of manufactured adversity, and everyone stands around pointing, giggling, and eavesdropping like the junior-highers they are.	01.26.2009 01.27.2009	F	Lady Lola
1-5 Weecap	Raising Cain Boys Night Out - The show tries to make us care about Jay's roommate and his whiny girlfriend. It fails.	01.19.2009 01.20.2009	F	Lady Lola
1-4 Weecap	Unholy Trinity Good Things Come in Threes - Whitney sets a not-so-elaborate trap to make Jay pull the trigger on the relationship. It works. She also spends an inordinate amount of time at work. Turns out they do stuff there! Things start going south when Erin's bf from the North considers relocating for her.	01.12.2009 01.13.2009	B	Lady Lola
1-3 Weecap	The Heart Is a Lonely Huntress The L Word - Erin's boyfriend arrives to catapult Whitney into action, as she finds an apartment and decides to have the "What are we?" talk with Jay, to no avail. Also, Olivia tries to be influential in Whitney's life, to no avail.	01.05.2009 01.06.2009	C	Lady Lola
1-2 Weecap	Ex-istential Dilemma The Truth Will Reveal Itself - Whitney finds herself on rumor patrol because all the people in New York -- or her circle of friends, at least -- think the world revolves around them.	12.29.2008 12.30.2008	D	Lady Lola
1-1 Weecap	Change… or More of the Same? If She Can Make It Here… - Whitney moves to the Big Apple, starts her new job, meets new friends, and learns that everyone in New York City is a rich, entitled d-bag.	12.29.2008 12.30.2008	C	Lady Lola