The City

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Given this little piece of gossip, Whitney puts the pieces together as to why Jay was so useless on the intended-to-be-romantic date. She talks around what she can safely assume is the truth without actually admitting it to herself. Then fake-wipes away a single tear after saying she's "so over this"... but doesn't actually resolve to break up with that Aussie fucker. Come on, Whitney! Pull the trigger already. Side note: Is it bad that I care more about the out-of-focus red velvet cake than about Whitney? Because only one part of my face is welling up, and it sure as Hell ain't my eyes.

Next week: Jay seems to go unscathed re: Dani, but his total lack of honesty and openness in another area (his bullshit band's fake tour) finally hits the fan, and it's make or break time for the least compelling reality showmance since The Littlest Groom.

Can Whitney's lone tear compare to LC's mascara-tinged torrent? Get a side-by-side comparison in our The City vs. The Hills: No Competition gallery. Then discuss the episode in the City forums!

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